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Skip Douglas Marks:
RCMP Sex Offender Registry
- 3 time Canadian Police Curling Champion
- 2 time Alberta Provincial Men’s participant.
- Canadian Junior Men’s participant.
- Drinks ladylike.
- Sniper’s dream.
Third Joel Matthews:
Calgary Police Service: General Investigation Unit.
- 2008 Canadian Police Curling
Champion
- 2007 Dick
Tincher Award Winner
- 3 time Alberta Provincial
Police Champion.
- Knows John Morris and better
yet ….. John knows him.
- Prefers to date single,
yummy mommies.
- Enjoys long romantic
evenings and walks on the beach.
- All around good guy.
Second Lance Dealy:
Retired from Edmonton PS. Works for the Premier now.
- 5 time Canadian Police
Curling Champion.
- 2009 Alberta Senior Men’s
Semi Finalist.
- 95 Alberta Provincial
Men’s Semi Finalist.
- Man’s Man.
- Always on the straight
and narrow.
- Shy, dependable, prefers
quiet evenings alone.
- Long time “Wing Man” for
Gary Crocker.
- Nickname: “Hail Damage”.
Lead Allan Buerger:
Retired from Edmonton PS. Works for Brenda now.
- 5 time Canadian Police Curling Champion.
- Will shoot anything that moves.
- Hates wolves because they steal his elk.
- Proud, red neck Albertan.
- Likes Beef.
- Well known Liberal fund raiser.
5th
Wally Purcell:
Retired RCMP member. Works for the Insurance Bureau
of Canada now.
- 2 time Canadian Police Curling Champion
- 2 time Alberta Provincial Police Curling
Champion.
- Regularly gets paged to the bar and doesn’t
mind.
- Will never forget your name … ever …. Really!
- Power Sweeper.
- “You know what I’m saying is?”
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